Tell My Wife I’m Retired Tee
Price range: $24.99 through $30.99
Free US shippingPrinted in Brooklyn
Tell my wife I’m retired. For a newly retired husband sharing the good news with his wife and friends.
Order today, arrives Nov 9–12
- Free US shippingfrom Brooklyn, NY
- 14-day returns& easy exchanges
- Soft ring-spun cottonprinted by our own team
Free US shipping from Brooklyn14-day returns & exchangesShipping & returns
Details & fabric
A funny retirement shirt for the husband who wants the message delivered.
- "Tell My Wife I'm Retired" design
- Soft ring-spun cotton tee
- 100% cotton (Gray: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Unisex fit
- Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.
| Size | A Chest width | B Body length | Fits body chest (approx.) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 1846 | 2871 | 34–3786–94 |
| M | 2051 | 2974 | 38–4197–104 |
| L | 2256 | 3076 | 42–45107–114 |
| XL | 2461 | 3179 | 46–49117–124 |
| 2XL | 2666 | 3281 | 50–53127–135 |
| 3XL | 2871 | 3384 | 54–57137–145 |
| 4XL | 3076 | 3486 | 58–61147–155 |
Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.
Match your chest measurement to the body chest column above.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping from our Brooklyn shop; most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.
Care
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print
From our Etsy shop
4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews
A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.
the retiree loved his hat! wore it for the rest of the night at his party!
We are true believers in the 2nd Amendment. My husband recently began shooting, both for recreation and protection. He is retired Air Force and National Guard. This shirt is perfect for him. Thank you!
Love this shirt! It’s the perfect retirement gift. Great quality and fast shipping.
How it’s made
Printed for you
in Brooklyn.
- Printed to order
Your shirt is printed on our own direct-to-garment printer in Brooklyn, NY.
- Packed by our team
Folded and packed by the same small team that printed it. No warehouse, no middleman.
- Free shipping to your door
Most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days, with tracking by email the moment it ships.
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