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Rage Consumes Me Capybara Tee
4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews8,192 five-star reviews · 38K+ shop sales
$24.99 – $30.99Price range: $24.99 through $30.99
Free US shippingPrinted in Brooklyn
Ever feel like a cute, chunky capybara quietly screaming inside?
Order today, arrives Nov 10–13
- Free US shippingfrom Brooklyn, NY
- 14-day returns& easy exchanges
- Soft ring-spun cottonprinted by our own team
Free US shipping from Brooklyn14-day returns & exchangesShipping & returns
Details & fabric
Our “Rage Consumes Me” sarcastic capybara T-shirt turns that inner meltdown into wearable meme magic—perfect for gamers stuck on a laggy server, baristas out of oat milk, or anyone who just can’t with Monday. Printed in gloriously crisp detail on buttery-soft ringspun cotton (heather colors blend in a dash of poly for ninja-level drape), this unisex graphic tee is lighter than your willpower on leg day yet tough enough to survive endless rage-quits.
- "Rage Consumes Me Capybara" design
- Soft ring-spun cotton tee
- 100% cotton
- Unisex fit
- Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.
| Size | A Chest width | B Body length | Fits body chest (approx.) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 1846 | 2871 | 34–3786–94 |
| M | 2051 | 2974 | 38–4197–104 |
| L | 2256 | 3076 | 42–45107–114 |
| XL | 2461 | 3179 | 46–49117–124 |
| 2XL | 2666 | 3281 | 50–53127–135 |
| 3XL | 2871 | 3384 | 54–57137–145 |
| 4XL | 3076 | 3486 | 58–61147–155 |
Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.
Match your chest measurement to the body chest column above.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping from our Brooklyn shop; most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.
Care
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print
From our Etsy shop
4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews
A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.
My dad absolutely LOVED this shirt! He wears it all the time. The shirt is of great quality and true to size. I highly recommend. Shipping was very fast as well!
I gave this to my Dad as a birthday gift, and he loved it! It fits him perfectly and the design hasn't faded in the wash. I'm very happy with my purchase.
Buying T-shirts online is always a little risky for me but this shirt was actually true to size, super soft, and the print quality was amazing. I bought it as a Christmas gift for my father and he fell in love with it
How it’s made
Printed for you
in Brooklyn.
- 1Printed to order
Your shirt is printed on our own direct-to-garment printer in Brooklyn, NY.
- 2Packed by our team
Folded and packed by the same small team that printed it. No warehouse, no middleman.
- 3Free shipping to your door
Most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days, with tracking by email the moment it ships.
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