


Officially Retired Not My Problem Anymore Badge Tee
Price range: $24.99 through $30.99
Free domestic shippingPrinted in Brooklyn
Retired 2024: not my problem anymore, version two.
- Free domestic shippingtracked, on every order
- Fast turnaroundprinted to order in our Brooklyn shop
- 14-day returnseasy exchanges
Free domestic shipping · Fast turnaround14-day returns & exchangesShipping & returns
Details & fabric
Another funny retirement shirt for the class of 2024.
- "Funny Retirement" design
- Soft ring-spun cotton tee
- 100% cotton (Gray: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Unisex fit
- Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.
| Size | A Chest width | B Body length | Fits body chest (approx.) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 1846 | 2871 | 34–3786–94 |
| M | 2051 | 2974 | 38–4197–104 |
| L | 2256 | 3076 | 42–45107–114 |
| XL | 2461 | 3179 | 46–49117–124 |
| 2XL | 2666 | 3281 | 50–53127–135 |
| 3XL | 2871 | 3384 | 54–57137–145 |
| 4XL | 3076 | 3486 | 58–61147–155 |
Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.
Match your chest measurement to the body chest column above.
Shipping & returns
Free domestic shipping on every order, with tracking, and a fast turnaround from our Brooklyn shop. Delivery times depend on the carrier and are estimates. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.
Care
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print
From our Etsy shop
4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews
A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.
the retiree loved his hat! wore it for the rest of the night at his party!
Love this shirt! It’s the perfect retirement gift. Great quality and fast shipping.
Great quality hat! My just retired father thought it was hilarious and wears its all the time.
How it’s made
Printed for you
in Brooklyn.
- Printed to order
Your shirt is printed on our own direct-to-garment printer in Brooklyn, NY.
- Packed by our team
Folded and packed by the same small team that printed it. No warehouse, no middleman.
- Free domestic shipping, fast turnaround
Printed in our Brooklyn shop and shipped quickly, with tracking by email the moment it ships.
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