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Men Never Pick A Fight With Old People For Tee

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews8,192 five-star reviews · 38K+ shop sales

Price range: $24.99 through $30.99

Printed in BrooklynBy OneWayTshirts

Never pick a fight with old people: a warning for the young and the bold. A funny grandpa and retirement shirt for the man who has seen it all.

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Order today, arrives Nov 9–12

  • Free US shippingfrom Brooklyn, NY
  • 14-day returns& easy exchanges
  • Soft ring-spun cottonprinted by our own team

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Details & fabric

A warning for the young and the bold. A funny grandpa and retirement shirt for the man who has seen it all.

  • "Men Never Pick A Fight With Old People For" design
  • Soft ring-spun cotton tee
  • 100% cotton (Gray: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
  • Unisex fit
  • Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit

Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.

Unisex tee measurements in inchescentimeters
SizeA Chest widthB Body lengthFits body chest (approx.)
S1846287134–3786–94
M2051297438–4197–104
L2256307642–45107–114
XL2461317946–49117–124
2XL2666328150–53127–135
3XL2871338454–57137–145
4XL3076348658–61147–155

Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.

incm

Match your chest measurement to the body chest column above.

Full size guide

Shipping & returns

Free US shipping from our Brooklyn shop; most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.

Shipping & returns policy

Care
  • Wash inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
  • Do not iron the print

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From our Etsy shop

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews

A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.

I was looking for a present for my brother and came across this tshirt. It was hilarious and perfect for him. The quality is amazing super soft and came out exactly like described. Definitely recommend this company.
CamilleEtsy review · 2023
I ordered the shirt on a Friday and received it on Monday. Super fast shipping. The shirt is high quality and I love the look of the distressed font. Will make a great gift for my stubborn FIL who has a soft spot for his granddaughters.
LainaEtsy review · 2023
My dad absolutely LOVED this shirt! He wears it all the time. The shirt is of great quality and true to size. I highly recommend. Shipping was very fast as well!
ShelbyEtsy review · 2023

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Unisex fit. Compare with a T-shirt you already love, laid flat.

AB
Unisex tee measurements in inchescentimeters
SizeA Chest widthB Body lengthFits body chest (approx.)
S1846287134–3786–94
M2051297438–4197–104
L2256307642–45107–114
XL2461317946–49117–124
2XL2666328150–53127–135
3XL2871338454–57137–145
4XL3076348658–61147–155

Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.

incm

Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.

Read the full size guide