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I Don’t Know How To Act My Age Funny Hat

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews8,192 five-star reviews · 38K+ shop sales

$19.99

Printed in BrooklynBy OneWayTshirts

Free US shippingPrinted in Brooklyn

"I don't know how to act my age." A retirement cap.

Make it yours.Find your fit

Order today, arrives Nov 9–12

  • Free US shippingfrom Brooklyn, NY
  • 14-day returns& easy exchanges
  • Soft ring-spun cottonprinted by our own team

Free US shipping from Brooklyn14-day returns & exchangesShipping & returns

Details & fabric

A funny hat for the new retiree who plans to spend their days doing whatever they please. A great retirement party gift.

  • "Funny Retirement" design
  • 100% cotton
  • Unisex fit
  • Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit

See the size chart in the product photos, or ask us and we will help you pick.

Shipping & returns

Free US shipping from our Brooklyn shop; most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.

Shipping & returns policy

Care
  • Wash inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
  • Do not iron the print

From our Etsy shop

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews

A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.

The cat finger santa pocket-T is a great gift for the holiday season. My adult children loved them, they got a good laugh. I followed the washing instructions and the decale was not disturbed. Products arrived earlier than expected. Highly recommend.
AngieEtsy review · 2024
My dad absolutely LOVED this shirt! He wears it all the time. The shirt is of great quality and true to size. I highly recommend. Shipping was very fast as well!
ShelbyEtsy review · 2023
Buying T-shirts online is always a little risky for me but this shirt was actually true to size, super soft, and the print quality was amazing. I bought it as a Christmas gift for my father and he fell in love with it
JeanetteEtsy review · 2023
Live from our Brooklyn shop

How it’s made

Printed for you
in Brooklyn.

  1. 1
    Printed to order

    Your shirt is printed on our own direct-to-garment printer in Brooklyn, NY.

  2. 2
    Packed by our team

    Folded and packed by the same small team that printed it. No warehouse, no middleman.

  3. 3
    Free shipping to your door

    Most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days, with tracking by email the moment it ships.

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ONEWAY / FIT GUIDE

Find your fit.

Start with a shirt you already love.

  1. Lay it flat without stretching the fabric.
  2. Measure across the chest, just below the sleeves.
  3. Measure from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Compare these measurements with the size chart in the product photos.

Read the full size guide