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Happy On Monday Funny Retirement Tee

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews8,192 five-star reviews · 38K+ shop sales

Price range: $24.99 through $30.99

Printed in BrooklynBy OneWayTshirts

Free US shippingPrinted in Brooklyn

Retired: the person happy on Monday: a funny retirement shirt for the one who now loves Mondays. A great gift for retirees.

Make it yours.Find your fit

Order today, arrives Nov 9–12

  • Free US shippingfrom Brooklyn, NY
  • 14-day returns& easy exchanges
  • Soft ring-spun cottonprinted by our own team

Free US shipping from Brooklyn14-day returns & exchangesShipping & returns

Details & fabric

A funny retirement shirt for the one who now loves Mondays. A great gift for retirees.

  • "Funny Retirement" design
  • Soft ring-spun cotton tee
  • 100% cotton (Gray: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
  • Unisex fit
  • Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit

Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.

Unisex tee measurements in inchescentimeters
SizeA Chest widthB Body lengthFits body chest (approx.)
S1846287134–3786–94
M2051297438–4197–104
L2256307642–45107–114
XL2461317946–49117–124
2XL2666328150–53127–135
3XL2871338454–57137–145
4XL3076348658–61147–155

Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.

incm

Match your chest measurement to the body chest column above.

Full size guide

Shipping & returns

Free US shipping from our Brooklyn shop; most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.

Shipping & returns policy

Care
  • Wash inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
  • Do not iron the print

From our Etsy shop

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews

A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.

Great quality hat! My just retired father thought it was hilarious and wears its all the time.
EleniEtsy review · 2024
We are true believers in the 2nd Amendment. My husband recently began shooting, both for recreation and protection. He is retired Air Force and National Guard. This shirt is perfect for him. Thank you!
Etsy buyerEtsy review · 2023
Love this shirt! It’s the perfect retirement gift. Great quality and fast shipping.
JulieEtsy review · 2024
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How it’s made

Printed for you
in Brooklyn.

  1. 1
    Printed to order

    Your shirt is printed on our own direct-to-garment printer in Brooklyn, NY.

  2. 2
    Packed by our team

    Folded and packed by the same small team that printed it. No warehouse, no middleman.

  3. 3
    Free shipping to your door

    Most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days, with tracking by email the moment it ships.

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ONEWAY / FIT GUIDE

Find your fit.

Unisex fit. Compare with a T-shirt you already love, laid flat.

AB
Unisex tee measurements in inchescentimeters
SizeA Chest widthB Body lengthFits body chest (approx.)
S1846287134–3786–94
M2051297438–4197–104
L2256307642–45107–114
XL2461317946–49117–124
2XL2666328150–53127–135
3XL2871338454–57137–145
4XL3076348658–61147–155

Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.

incm

Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.

Read the full size guide