Faster Than Dialing 911 Tee
Price range: $24.99 through $30.99
Free US shippingPrinted in Brooklyn
Faster than dialing 911: a quirky, funny tee with a self-defense punchline. For adults who like a self-defense joke with their everyday outfit.
Order today, arrives Nov 9–12
- Free US shippingfrom Brooklyn, NY
- 14-day returns& easy exchanges
- Soft ring-spun cottonprinted by our own team
Free US shipping from Brooklyn14-day returns & exchangesShipping & returns
Details & fabric
A quirky, funny tee with a self-defense punchline.
- "Faster Than Dialing 911" design
- Soft ring-spun cotton tee
- 100% cotton (Gray: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Unisex fit
- Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.
| Size | A Chest width | B Body length | Fits body chest (approx.) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 1846 | 2871 | 34–3786–94 |
| M | 2051 | 2974 | 38–4197–104 |
| L | 2256 | 3076 | 42–45107–114 |
| XL | 2461 | 3179 | 46–49117–124 |
| 2XL | 2666 | 3281 | 50–53127–135 |
| 3XL | 2871 | 3384 | 54–57137–145 |
| 4XL | 3076 | 3486 | 58–61147–155 |
Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.
Match your chest measurement to the body chest column above.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping from our Brooklyn shop; most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.
Care
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print
From our Etsy shop
4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews
A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.
I was looking for a present for my brother and came across this tshirt. It was hilarious and perfect for him. The quality is amazing super soft and came out exactly like described. Definitely recommend this company.
I love this shirt! It is beautifully printed and it's just a really nice style. I have gotten so many compliments on it already. The shirt itself is actually a nice quality too. Thanks so much!
Returning customer! So happy with my first purchase I decided to buy another. Excellent quality, very comfortable and soft. Quick shipper, packaged with care. Highly recommend!
How it’s made
Printed for you
in Brooklyn.
- Printed to order
Your shirt is printed on our own direct-to-garment printer in Brooklyn, NY.
- Packed by our team
Folded and packed by the same small team that printed it. No warehouse, no middleman.
- Free shipping to your door
Most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days, with tracking by email the moment it ships.
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