

Retirement Two-Sided Tee
Price range: $34.99 through $40.99
Free US shippingPrinted in BrooklynPersonalized for you
I tried to retire, but now I work for my wife.
Order today, arrives Nov 12–17 (made to order)
- Free US shippingfrom Brooklyn, NY
- Made to orderjust for you
- Soft ring-spun cottonprinted by our own team
Free US shipping from BrooklynMade to order just for youShipping & returns
Details & fabric
A funny two-sided retirement shirt. A good gift for the retired husband.
- "Custom Two Side" design
- Soft ring-spun cotton tee
- 100% cotton
- Unisex fit
- Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.
| Size | A Chest width | B Body length | Fits body chest (approx.) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 1846 | 2871 | 34–3786–94 |
| M | 2051 | 2974 | 38–4197–104 |
| L | 2256 | 3076 | 42–45107–114 |
| XL | 2461 | 3179 | 46–49117–124 |
| 2XL | 2666 | 3281 | 50–53127–135 |
| 3XL | 2871 | 3384 | 54–57137–145 |
| 4XL | 3076 | 3486 | 58–61147–155 |
Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.
Match your chest measurement to the body chest column above.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping from our Brooklyn shop; most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.
Care
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print
From our Etsy shop
4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews
A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.
Great quality hat! My just retired father thought it was hilarious and wears its all the time.
the retiree loved his hat! wore it for the rest of the night at his party!
We are true believers in the 2nd Amendment. My husband recently began shooting, both for recreation and protection. He is retired Air Force and National Guard. This shirt is perfect for him. Thank you!
How it’s made
Printed for you
in Brooklyn.
- Printed to order
Your shirt is printed on our own direct-to-garment printer in Brooklyn, NY, with your names, text or photo.
- Packed by our team
Folded and packed by the same small team that printed it. No warehouse, no middleman.
- Free shipping to your door
Most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days, with tracking by email the moment it ships.
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