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No Golf Today Stick Figure Tee

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews8,192 five-star reviews · 38K+ shop sales

Price range: $24.99 through $30.99

Printed in BrooklynBy OneWayTshirts

Free domestic shippingPrinted in Brooklyn

No golf today. For rainy days, Mondays, and when the honey-do list is longer than the fairway.

Make it yours.Find your fit
  • Free domestic shippingtracked, on every order
  • Fast turnaroundprinted to order in our Brooklyn shop
  • 14-day returnseasy exchanges

Free domestic shipping · Fast turnaround14-day returns & exchangesShipping & returns

Details & fabric

A minimal stick figure standing in the rain says what every golfer feels. An easy gift for the golfer who already has every club and gadget.

  • "No golf today." stick figure print
  • Soft ring-spun cotton tee
  • 100% cotton (Gray: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
  • Unisex fit
  • Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit

Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.

Unisex tee measurements in inchescentimeters
SizeA Chest widthB Body lengthFits body chest (approx.)
S1846287134–3786–94
M2051297438–4197–104
L2256307642–45107–114
XL2461317946–49117–124
2XL2666328150–53127–135
3XL2871338454–57137–145
4XL3076348658–61147–155

Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.

incm

Match your chest measurement to the body chest column above.

Full size guide

Shipping & returns

Free domestic shipping on every order, with tracking, and a fast turnaround from our Brooklyn shop. Delivery times depend on the carrier and are estimates. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.

Shipping & returns policy

Care
  • Wash inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
  • Do not iron the print

From our Etsy shop

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews

A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.

Great shirt for my husband’s golf trip. Would order again from this company.
PaulaEtsy review · 2026
This t-shirt is a gift for my avid golfer brother in law. It’s exactly what I was looking for, as it is what he looks like when he can’t golf.
SusanEtsy review · 2025
Buying T-shirts online is always a little risky for me but this shirt was actually true to size, super soft, and the print quality was amazing. I bought it as a Christmas gift for my father and he fell in love with it
JeanetteEtsy review · 2023
Live from our Brooklyn shop

How it’s made

Printed for you
in Brooklyn.

  1. 1
    Printed to order

    Your shirt is printed on our own direct-to-garment printer in Brooklyn, NY.

  2. 2
    Packed by our team

    Folded and packed by the same small team that printed it. No warehouse, no middleman.

  3. 3
    Free domestic shipping, fast turnaround

    Printed in our Brooklyn shop and shipped quickly, with tracking by email the moment it ships.

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ONEWAY / FIT GUIDE

Find your fit.

Unisex fit. Compare with a T-shirt you already love, laid flat.

AB
Unisex tee measurements in inchescentimeters
SizeA Chest widthB Body lengthFits body chest (approx.)
S1846287134–3786–94
M2051297438–4197–104
L2256307642–45107–114
XL2461317946–49117–124
2XL2666328150–53127–135
3XL2871338454–57137–145
4XL3076348658–61147–155

Garment measured flat. Allow about ½ in (1 cm) either way. Body chest is a guide for a classic fit.

incm

Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.

Read the full size guide