Free US shipping on every order · Printed to order in Brooklyn, NY · Most orders arrive in 3–6 business days

Find your next favorite.

Looking for something unique? Create a custom shirt.

SweatshirtDad

You Can’t Tell Me What To Do You’re Not Sweatshirt

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews8,192 five-star reviews · 38K+ shop sales

Price range: $39.99 through $45.00

Printed in BrooklynBy OneWayTshirts

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my granddaughter, on a sweatshirt.

Make it yours.Find your fit

Order today, arrives Nov 9–12

  • Free US shippingfrom Brooklyn, NY
  • 14-day returns& easy exchanges
  • Soft ring-spun cottonprinted by our own team

Free US shipping from Brooklyn14-day returns & exchangesShipping & returns

Details & fabric

The grandpa favorite on a warm sweatshirt. A funny gift for colder months.

  • "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not" design
  • 100% cotton
  • Unisex fit
  • Printed in Brooklyn, NY
Size & fit

See the size chart in the product photos, or ask us and we will help you pick.

Shipping & returns

Free US shipping from our Brooklyn shop; most orders arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Returns and exchanges within 14 days. Personalized shirts are made to order, so they cannot be returned for a change of mind or a wrong size.

Shipping & returns policy

Care
  • Wash inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Hang dry for best results, or tumble dry low
  • Do not iron the print

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

From our Etsy shop

4.9 from 8,710 Etsy reviews

A few words from customers about our shirts and shop.

I gave this to my Dad as a birthday gift, and he loved it! It fits him perfectly and the design hasn't faded in the wash. I'm very happy with my purchase.
Kersten S.Etsy review · 2022
Buying T-shirts online is always a little risky for me but this shirt was actually true to size, super soft, and the print quality was amazing. I bought it as a Christmas gift for my father and he fell in love with it
JeanetteEtsy review · 2023
I was looking for a present for my brother and came across this tshirt. It was hilarious and perfect for him. The quality is amazing super soft and came out exactly like described. Definitely recommend this company.
CamilleEtsy review · 2023

MORE YOUR KIND OF SHIRT.

Explore the collection
ONEWAY / FIT GUIDE

Find your fit.

Start with a shirt you already love.

  1. Lay it flat without stretching the fabric.
  2. Measure across the chest, just below the sleeves.
  3. Measure from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Compare these measurements with the size chart in the product photos.

Read the full size guide